Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
epilepticloh 20
Lol when you see his dick say the same thing!!
brandoneyez1 25
I would never let him touch again. He said it was disappointing.
Scynistr 20
There is no way to justify what he said... That doesn't me that he doesn't care for OP though. For all we know, her breasts look amazing in her bra and he expected something else. Still stupid for saying what he said though.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
hmmmm C and higher is the perfect attention grabbers
foxwasalamb 24
her personality should be the perfect attention grabber
alicat13 12
Did you do something to make your boobs look bigger? false advertising and you deserve it. Did not make them look bigger, then lol at his tiny wiener... "thats the smallest I have ever seen"
benjamins39 12
nice
photogfrog 13
I guarantee your boyfriend isn't rockin' a Jeff Stryker d*ck, and you should probably tell him so, just to knock him off his high horse.
sabian4life 8
maybe it wasnt they way they looked that wad disappointing. . it could be he was hoping it would lead to something else and didnt so he was disappointed....
TheNoobySpartan 13
flat is justice!
Not_Impressed13 9
I'm sure I would be more appreciative! ;-)
Zman158158 6
Say the same thing next time you see his dick