Moobs are great
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You can always buy him a sexy mansierre, or a "bro."
rainbowdonnareed 18
Karmer had some good ideas
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RichardPencil 32
You can always buy him a sexy mansierre, or a "bro."
rainbowdonnareed 18
Karmer had some good ideas
FML_Fan86 6
the poster here... hahaha we've joked he needs a bra..🤣
xxlk4xx 6
I promise you that having bigger boobs suck ass lol, harder to find the proper size and be comfortable at the same time, shirts don't fit the way you like and you can't go braless in a cute dress during the summer! but I also remember being smaller and wanting bigger boobs 🤣 grass is always greener