Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
gabagabaheyu 10
say the same thing about his dick
lightanddark 17
It was disappointing. Very disappointing indeed
laden_swallow09 35
If I only got a split second of your flashing, I'd say the same thing, too.
tj4234 36
Pretty sure disappointing boobs is an oxymoron.
Rie23 1
I feel for you. My bf (and now ex) told me it would be an improvement if mine were bigger. I'm a 32DD. Bin him and find someone decent.
thisguy22 33
I'm going to assume that you have not seen his penis yet. Now you can saw, "aww... that's disappointing" at the correct moment now and completely obliterate his self-worth.
nattlecakes 19
If you wear big push up bras then it's possible that YDI. But there is no way for me to know that so I can't say
khaled_almu 13
When you see his dick tell him the same thing and break up the relationship
limabeans101029 21
I knew there would be comments saying that OP deserved it for "false advertising". Ridiculous. A woman should be able to do whatever the hell she wants with her appearance. I can understand how it might be disappointing but it certainly does not justify being hurtful and, if you like someone enough to be in a relationship with them, the size of their breasts shouldn't matter. If women shouldn't wear padded bras because it's "false advertising" then I guess makeup should also be disallowed. It would sound pretty stupid to say to someone "you shouldn't wear makeup because it's false advertisement". Saying the same thing about padded bras sounds just as stupid.
Jakob2255 12
op never said how long they have been together it could have been under a week
limabeans101029 21
And? What difference would that make?
thatoneninjadude 14
Boobs are awesome no matter what size. I think you have nice boobs and I've never even seen them.