Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
siggy_mcsigx 22
That's one way to make a girl/woman feel un-sexy in 0.2 seconds. But hey the smaller they are the less they run away into your armpits when you're on your back! Lol I always feel conscious of that thankfully none of the guys I've been with have complained.
whatthefhumanity 7
When you see his dick say exactly the same thing and dump him.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Tell him that if he wants udders, go grope a cow.
stpalmer 1
Drop him, you won't regret it!
Chibi_Kitten 24
Ask him if it is in comparison to what he sees in the mirror everyday...
WhatsYOURname6 25
Love is about loving someone even with their faults. Whether he sees her imperfections or not, there's no reason for him to comment on them. That kind of thing can affect someones confidence forever. Chin up OP.
Slackness 10
What a horrible person, seriously, you can do better. You are wonderful and should know it, the fact you commented on here suggested you do know it subconsciously.
starcaller17 16
OP I love your boobs so it's ok!!
foxwasalamb 24
what the ****
peelmeandsee 8
Imagine how disappointed he'll be when you tell him to hit the bricks.
thundermoo 16
That sucks but I feel worse for him than you. You can just get a different boyfriend where his tact has almost guaranteed he won't get laid for years. Or he's just realized he's gay.