Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
sabine123_fml 5
Boobs are way too hyped for teens Boys expect more than they get As they mature they will enjoy them with you and stop acting like idiots
jkjorn 18
yeah, ******* kids these days!
SAgirl 23
Tell him the same thing, but not about boobs of coarse.
Goblin182 27
I have never been disappointed when seeing breasts.
lifesentence 11
kind of rude for a Canadian
apcsox 18
When you see his penis for the first time (if you even let that selfish prick get that far) sigh and say the same thing. Make that !$&*#% know how he made you feel
xxrebelsxx 13
You should have pointed to his dick and said "well that's even more disappointing"
workingzombie13 6
you could always get him back once he takes off his pants and look down and go "aw i figured you would be bigger"
Tannasgh 22
That would be the last time he saw em...
Fas4wd 13
I know how he feels.
Omniprism 15
Dump him. He's a superficial jerk and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't like my boobs but my husband thinks they're awesome. Find someone who appreciates you.