Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
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BalsaTouching 0
If your mom's hot, your dad's funny. If your mom's not, your dad's even funnier.
misslicorice 0
HA! Well, that's the best thing he could have done if you ask me - he didn't make a huge deal out of it, but he let you know it happened so you'll be extra careful next time. :P
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Comments (99)
greenman_fml 0
that's so ****** up. if i were you i'd invest in a rape whistle and some mace. i assume your dad's motto is: if you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family! or the ever popular: "incest is best!"
natasha101488 0
lmfao
every1luvsvag 10
If they are old enough to bleed, they are old enough to breed.
masqu123 5
If you can get a truck through mud you can **** through blood
CassieBoo143 12
Says the 50 year old man with a mustache
chipmunkman 5
Nice pedostache
deeznutzismine 0
he's right - i agree... you feel like her too.
hellogoodbye_fml 0
can i get that pic lol
Dr_Phil 0
Proof or it didn't happen.
mmacy 1
your a pig
DaDezza244 31
*You're
arms_akimbo 0
That's kind of messed up.
misslicorice 0
HA! Well, that's the best thing he could have done if you ask me - he didn't make a huge deal out of it, but he let you know it happened so you'll be extra careful next time. :P
volnye 0
Very embarrassing, but very funny dad.
nosuchthing 0
well what do you want him to say?
sallyw12 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Iram_fml 1
Agree with no.2
FunWriter20 0
He probably meant that your mom sends him nude texts too.