Today, my girlfriend works for a company that cleans VRBOs, so while she went to see family for a week, I asked her coworkers to come clean while she was gone, even the owner of the company showed up, They deep-cleaned house, but when she got home I got yelled at for a dirty coffee mug on my desk. The coffee was still warm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, my wife got home from a 8 day vacation with our daughter. She was instantly angry and yelling at me for not setting the new lights she asked me to install to the correct settings; mad at the paint job I spent hours on in our shower being “not professional enough”; irate that I got a Roomba. One hour down. FML
Today, after a horrible day at work, I called my wife on the drive home and asked if she could start the kettle so I could have a cup of tea when I got home. She shrieked, "I'm not your maid!" and hung up on me, then threw hot water in my face when I got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend is still mad at me because I got a MINISO cup and she doesn't have one. I was actually given that mug yesterday as a prize for working the extra hours I was forced to do last week without getting paid. FML
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML
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JackWood 21
No good deed goes unpunished. She feels inadequate for one reason or another.
xxWTFxx1981 23
That sucks. I am sure it had to do with you getting her coworkers to come clean. You should discuss her feelings around it. she might have taken it as you don't think she does a good job cleaning or felt her coworkers being there is an invasion of privacy. I know I have trouble expressing my feelings therefore I react irrationally to others.
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xxWTFxx1981 23
That sucks. I am sure it had to do with you getting her coworkers to come clean. You should discuss her feelings around it. she might have taken it as you don't think she does a good job cleaning or felt her coworkers being there is an invasion of privacy. I know I have trouble expressing my feelings therefore I react irrationally to others.
wiccaantje 21
You did WHAT??? And her boss showed up??? YOU DID WHAT????
JackWood 21
No good deed goes unpunished. She feels inadequate for one reason or another.
RichardPencil 32
Very Realistic Barack Obamas? I'm lost.
Davey Crocker 7
She was saving that for you. She just wanted someone to yell at.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Do you really want to walk on eggshells for the rest of your life?