Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
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Top comments
MidnightMusic53 37
I find it much easier to just put something under the kitty to catch the puke, like a bucket or bag you can throw away. If your cat allows it, you could hold them over the toilet for an easy clean up.
WardenWolf 26
Here's a tip: try putting a paper plate down in front of it instead.
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Comments (11)
kazekai8 11
The situation got hairy fast
False_Stupidity 42
Butter not use that butter after this.
MidnightMusic53 37
I find it much easier to just put something under the kitty to catch the puke, like a bucket or bag you can throw away. If your cat allows it, you could hold them over the toilet for an easy clean up.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Honestly, it was kind of cold of you to just throw your cat outside like that. Why not just put it over the tile or the sink?
WardenWolf 26
Here's a tip: try putting a paper plate down in front of it instead.
darshini_ii 24
That is some level skills
species4872 20
Careful the cat maybe buttering you up for something worse.
lil_miss_aries 4
Perhaps he did this as a way of showing you he dislikes the name Tiddles
neptune997 4
???
GhostFox 34
I don't really have much sympathy for someone who not only seems to have just dumped their cat outside instead of keeping an eye on them, but also calls their companion animal an "it." I've never seen good pet owners refer to their furred family as "it," regardless of context.