Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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Comments (177)
looneytoongirl 0
Well maybe this can give you an opportunity to make her fall in love with you again, like how she felt before. If not, then she's not worth you
psuedodragon 23
Why would he want to make her fall in love again? After 3 years she up and left up (right before a non-refundable vacation too)... She's already not good enough for him
yourartsucks 1
Dude, OP posted about this on another site. He slept with his cousin and his ex-girlfriend found out and she left him.
sportsfan20 3
Take the cousin!
TomHarrow 5
wincest
Lauren324 18
Send the link!
lizzieislovely 11
Definitely take someone else!!
ICATiger 13
Did she give you the thumbs up??
ninjuh_wingman 29
Find another girl and take her instead of your ex.
Boston_4_Life 3
Dont go
DontClickOnMe 28
Not only would that be a waste of money, but it would also be pointless for him not to go because he could easily take someone else.
loller27 6
take someone else, man-vacation
chels1994 11
**** that take a friend... a real friend
ejjamael 5
there a plus side and a down side, the plus side sure bring her and flirt with girls that is hotter than her to win her back, the down side is that if your plans don't work and she flirting more than you. you lost. it better to bring one of your guys friends
djsaxby 1
Screw the bitch. Take someone else. Just tell her you need some alone time with someone other than her selfish arse