Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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Comments (154)
farmgirl 3
YDI - only ***** and ****** get their belly buttons pierced
SeaMen 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for having freckles
TheObnoxiousNarw 1
136 is right. Freckles are racist and evil.
PowerBalance_fml 2
137: Are you stupid. Freckles at really hot and cute
infaith 5
141 ... gross
greeneyebeauty9 28
I have freckles, assholes..
rhyspiecesno8 18
Why is FML so butthurt all the time. They're obviously joking. Get that dick out of your ass and lighten up
trop_fml 0
oops!
futtgoredo 0
so? you got your belly betton peirced too far to the left. this is not an fml
AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
chaos753159 4
He could tell the difference he pierced through the mark right?
mike_i_am 0
just lean to the side when you show people.. perhaps they won't notice it's off center
ImAllFailure 0
Truthfully, that doesn't sound that bad. It's not like people will notice
nativebacon 0
#1 - STFU. (this coming from someone who does not have their belly button pierced)
KingKralj 31
what did he say?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
chaos753159 4
yeah really i mean he is a professional he probobly has a PHD so what the person above said
joecoyote 0
#1...alot of not *****/****** get their belly button pierced...did you just go through a breakup and come here to vent your anger?
mattiscool 0
the sharpie mark? Jesus... stop asking which one he pierced. how do i know?
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
Bright side: Your not as boring cause everyone else gets the center pierced ? Bright side? ahah but ehhhh