Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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RockieGirl 0
but that's AWESOME!
growingupnextmon 3
Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.
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Comments (180)
zangii1995 0
Pikachu rocks wtf y r u making this an fml most would consider it a compliment
dbgtboy 0
i dont think he meant a full out pikachu costume, he probably meant like those pikachu cosplay girls which i gotta admit does look pretty damn good. like this for example http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pika8.jpg
timba 0
...I think it'd be awesome to have a boyfriend who wanted to dress up in Pokemon costumes with me...
romaunts 0
So?! Search for sexy pikachu on Google, and go to the first link. It's pretty freaking hot. ahaha. Sure, it's kinda weird that its Pokemon... but those costumes are still hot. I can understand his thaaang. Why do you want to be eaten out on a dinner table?! Don't judge, don't judgeeee! And your life isn't ****** because he has that fantasy... maybe you should try it, though. What would be so terrible about it?
Lonely_Lez 0
Yeah. You deserve it not because your boyfriend is "strange" but because you're being such a bitch about it. He probably wouldn't hesitate to fulfill your fantasy, and you're freaking out and posting his on the internet for the world to see. Even if the costume doesn't excite you, he's opening up to you with this, and you're being terrible about it. If you really don't want to do it, talk to him about it, but don't assume he'll do yours after you killed his dream.
Uber_G33k 0
***********!
XxDonttrustmexX 0
Hahaahahahaahahahahahh! Thats AWSOME !
mashnikandporter 0
Dude, I don't see what's so wrong with that. I would love to gave a boyfriend that awesome!
sc27 0
Your boyfriend is AWESOME
blake116 0
how can her bf be gay if he has a GIRLFRIEND?