Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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RockieGirl 0
but that's AWESOME!
growingupnextmon 3
Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.
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Comments (180)
iljajlm 4
Hmm...not my cup of tea but if he wants to **** a fictional T.V. show character than by all means let him. It's not like it's a really kinky terrible thing.
IGoRawrrx3 0
What's wrong with Pikachu? :/
simpsonman3000 0
that would be a healthy meal
JoeyImage 0
you pick the table, I'll eat the pussy.
ziqi92 0
i might have the same fantasy and there is a girl i know who does dress up as pikachu at every anime convention. POKEMON FTW UR BF IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! now get in a pikachu costume this instant. he would go on to think u look hella cute :)
mushrooms_fml 0
Omg pikachu!!!!!! Wtf!!!!!!!! LOL!
theshinepolice 0
haha you can have a lot of fun with pickachu :]. doesnt have to be a full on kids' halloween cosutme. be creative.
BreezyPear 0
Huh??! I didn't get a word of that.. "Eat you out on the dinner table"?? All the words are jumbled, speak English!!
nlandcena 0
Lrn 2 English, idiot. "Eat me out" is a common colloquialism for oral sex when performed on a female. Again, lrn 2 english, idiot.
FoundManyLemons 0
Well, dress up like Pikachu and sit your butt on the dinner table.
fmh123 0
LOL yes fullfilling both fantasies
nlandcena 0
Eff, wrong trolling victim.