Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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dh71388 0
lol why would you take your laptop just to check facebook? do it from your phone or just wait.
midnyte 0
I hope you have an honest boyfriend. The internet is a big place....
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Comments (76)
dh71388 0
lol why would you take your laptop just to check facebook? do it from your phone or just wait.
midnyte 0
I hope you have an honest boyfriend. The internet is a big place....
Hannah_fml 0
psh, I think it's totally fine. possibly not something you're comfortable with, but when my boyfriend hears i'm having troubles pooping, he cheers me on. when i take a really really big poo that i'm proud of i get so excited and i just have to show him, he goes "aww good job baby".
metsrule64 0
ummmm that's gross
naza517 0
that is beyond disgusting...eeeewwww
alyssadapsycho 7
aww how cutee :)
iampunk 0
LMFAO.
clara99_fml 0
that's kinda weirdd he's conqratulatinq yuh for takinq a dump .
Manixs88 3
TMI!?
vlaws17 5
That is the most disgusting and UNromantic thing I've ever heard.... But hey, if your happy...
ms_coconuthead 3
that is utterly disturbing
infantrygirl 0
Yeah... I'm wondering why in all nine hells you would take your computer to the bathroom...
president_benson 0
#6 FTW!! but #7 needs a sense of humor
NorfolkDude 2
Let's think about this for a few seconds. First off, if you taken your laptop to the bathroom, you would have it on your lap right? So basically even if your bf was still watching, all he'd see would be you typing on the computer. Unless you're doing something that would be odd while pooping? Or holding your laptop from the toilet?
FunWriter20 0
Lol, I bring my laptop to the bathroom all the time, but have yet to have that happen to me.
grocky 0
same!
addictedcheater 0
i check my e-mail. my phone wont do that kind of stuff and i wont check it any other way LOL
Hannah_fml 0
#4- I totally agree...
iEnvade 2
same picture, different name :/ weird.
Raygatron 0
I really wonder what the boyfriend thought of this. #6 lolll
loveelliot 0
LOL, I do it all the time. I mean. Taking the laptop to the loo.