Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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RockieGirl 0
but that's AWESOME!
growingupnextmon 3
Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.
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Comments (180)
The_Disturbed 5
Don't forget...when you cum, shout "Pi - Pikachu!" And that, my dear, will make you a legend. But yea...totally not an FML.
Diligent17 4
This is not an FML there. You gotta think outside of the box. Pikachu's cute, so he thinks your cute like Pikachu. Think of this as a foreplay that won't require you to to something your too uncomfortable with like anal.
VampyrXPixie 0
the outfit doesn't matter much, u won't b wearing it for long. ^.^
bosshaug 0
What does it mean when people put & I don't get it
tubesocks_ 0
'&' means 'and'
n530411351 9
I say he's one step up from a furry because pikachu is an imaginary animal so he won't one day actually do it. FYL
ale81addict4life 0
ummm. go find a pikachu costume.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
TBH, I would be relieved if that were my boyfriend's fantasy. Not because I like Pokemon (bit old for that), but because so many guys would immediately go for threesomes or lesbian shit. Seriously, if I had to choose between 'my bf wants me to wear an [insert anything] costume, or 'my bf wants to have sex with another woman/wants me to **** some other chick/wants me to dp with him and a 12" black dude/wants me to deep-throat his fist/548,783,473 other possibilities', I don't think the choice would be very difficult at all. Neither FML nor YDI.
DameGreyWulf 1
You got a good point there, lol. I don't get why guys are into the lesbian stuff. I mean, all the Girls Gone Wild and such is all... fake. Like, really, really fake. Obnoxiously, painfully fake. I can't think of a better way to put it, but whenever I see **** (les, gay, or straight) and I see this kind of fake, I immediately stop watching it. I feel very unimpressed, and sometimes even slightly disgusted. I don't see how anyone can get turned on by some random ***** doing... nothing, really. I guess it's because I'm a girl. (By *****, I AM including mansluts, too)
lollercoasters 0
It sounds like a wonderful family feast to me.
shenshen 0
That's hilarious! If you get him to minus the Pikachu your good, lol!
Verms55 0
let him eat u on a pikachu costume then everyones happy lol