Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
I'm sure if he'd stood in front of you naked and started helicoptering his dick around while you're trying to do one of your hobbies, you'd be pissed off with zero self awareness whatsoever, no?
Mr_Mole 24
What you mean is you wanted attention and thought his interests of little importance. Would you like it if you were watching a film and he started twerking in front of the TV?
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Dave_Davington 34
I'm sure if he'd stood in front of you naked and started helicoptering his dick around while you're trying to do one of your hobbies, you'd be pissed off with zero self awareness whatsoever, no?
Iamthebanzai22 21
Aaand that is why only gamers think that gamers are cool. The rest of us think they are idiots.
DraftHail614 17
It's cool. We don't you guys either. Not like gamers for the most part are rather intelligent and decent people. Stay in your bubble
tounces7 28
I've been a gamer literally since I was 5, and if a woman started dancing half naked in front of the TV, I'd just put it down. There's a difference between being a gamer, and having an addiction.
Canny87 13
There's also a difference between games you can pause whenever you like and resume and ones you can't because it's online and requires teamwork and communication. Pretty sure your mates wontnlike the next time you come back since you left them in the blink of an eye
Iamthebanzai22 21
Amen to that..
Squidgegg 4
Not gonna lie, I prefer a woman who is direct and polite about what they want. Getting all up in front of something I'm doing will only annoy me.
Mr_Mole 24
What you mean is you wanted attention and thought his interests of little importance. Would you like it if you were watching a film and he started twerking in front of the TV?
RichardPencil 32
You need to get rid of the panties! He’s a gamer — he wants to see your Xbox.
Takegami 22
Standing in front of the TV while he’s trying to do something? Rude
Nico711 17
F his life. You thought nothing of his hobbies, and assumed that he was going to immediately jump off his couch and have sex. YDI
tounces7 28
Wow he's dumb. That's like every gamer's dream, if they're straight. And yes, I grew up playing video games and still do. Sex still trumps video games though.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I’ve never understood this. Ladies can spend hours mindlessly drooling at reality TV. But video games are somehow more childish. Even my exwife, who’d play on our Xbox 20 or 30 hours a week. Would still get mad at me for playing about 4 to 6 hours on the weekend. And I’d stop playing when she woke up. Although I’d still jump up at the chance to play with her.
Squidgegg 4
That's not 'ladies', man. That's just assholes. I ain't watched an hour of reality TV in my life and I literally half hour ago finished a game. Would I be pissed off if somebody got in the way of my TV? Yes. Would I be pissed off if a significant other was playing games all the time? No, because I do it too. You need better people in your life.
DanaeZee 18
Female gamer here, I love my husband to bits... and he respects me playing and would never interrupt me. You ARE a gamer's nightmare.
TumblrweedPasses 11
He was probably just in the zone with his game, why not ask to play games with him once he's finished what he's doing Then after you can head to the bedroom