Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
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xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
yea i did that with my psp like 2 years ago...but now i have an itouch....that i dont leave outside :]
girandwogpig 0
DON'T REPLY TO NUMBER ONE JUST TO BE ON TOP. DON'T BE A FREAKIN LOSER!!!!
totisrolls 0
whats YDI?
RPGod 0
You deserved it
ChocolatexGames 0
Exaclty, mine fell in the toilet but my mom just said "it stopped working" and they gave me a new one. but youll be lucky dont ever do it again, because they might not give you a new one. (YDI for leaving it out tho, i keep mine by me at all times)
RetroShizzMuffin 0
i thought it was you did it o.o
volleyballblondi 0
hey guys, im the one that posted this, and because i own the iPod, i can call it whatever the hell i want to. my ITOUCHes actual name that i gave it it Priscilla, so **** off all you anal ass holes who have nothing better to do than piss yourselves over the dumbest shit.
fmlalldayxxx 0
Oh I found an iTouch outside turns out it was my friends friend iTouch oh well already have an iTouch
daniisme 0
wow.... #131. irony much?
superboboboi 0
why do ppl say itouch.. its an ipod touch and doesnt anyome else think itouch is kinda nasty? lol. YDI for leaving it out
Leroyw5 0
teehee ydi
lol_that_sucks12 0
lol 131 get over yourself
hellasuper197 1
wanna know why they didnt make an ipod touch for kids? cause theyd have to call it an itouchkids. :3
Sydney92 3
we've all heard that joke. seriously what would an iPod touch kids version do that a normal one couldnt
the_enigma1019 1
You would think an ingenious company like apple would add a waterproof seal to their products
Ninjasaurus18 9
159- I bet you're a rich brat. If my iPod touch fell in the toilet and stopped working, my parents would kick my ass and never in my life get me another one, or anything electronic in general. And OP deserved it.
MilkyFilmz 26
Stop talking in caps "freaking loser"
Sue21 0
Why leave it outside?
Sydney92 3
mine gets wet all the time and its fine.
Tubasaurus 0
Why would you ever leave expensive new electronics outside at all? Besides those things are sealed tight it should be fine, plus you should still have a warranty.
fishsticker 0
I don't really blame him for THAT, I have an iPod touch and it's tricky not to blurt iTouch out, as well it's very annoying that other people have shorter names for their devices. not really a big deal..
clawies 0
That was pretty stupid of you now wasn't it.
kennythedude 3
That's why I never leave anything electronic outside.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
husseinfarran93 0
yehh
Nemesis2747 4
SAME HERE its called and IPOD touch, itouch sounds like ur a pedo
not_my_life 0
Yeah, I was going to ask what an iTouch was. I know the iPod Touch and the iPhone, but iTouch sounds like special tracking software for pedophiles.
littlegolferboy 4
Agreed. There is an MP3 player called the iTouch out there but it certainly isn't made by Apple. http://en.pasen.it/product_detail.php?id=32 In regards to the OP, my iPod Touch never leaves my pocket or the desk I'm sitting at. I could understand leaving something like a Shuffle or Nano outside, but the Touch is more like a mini computer than an iPod so why would you just leave it lying around?
i_imagine 0
Haha. "iTouch". xDDD "iDon't give a **** how it's suppose to be said" is what I would respond with if I was the OP to all of these people bitching about such a trivial thing. "IT'S iPOD TOUCH." WHO GIVES A SHIT.
Caayouteepie 0
hahahahahahaha i get itt.
Coalke 5
An iTouch is actually a Logitech keyboard. That's why it's important.
Shadowsfury 0
iPod Touch. Or just Touch.
halolord01 2
My Itouch is allways safe and allways with me
Logica42 0
Why the **** was this comment downvoted?
leggomyeggo13 0
*always
MOSESRAISIN 0
shut up loser
XxLeoNaYxX 0
They used the word iTouch.
drinkupgorgeous 0
iTouch? WTF?
techguy78 0
i hate how people put itouch instead of the ipod touch. i would not say iclassic , inano or ishuffle.
Logica42 0
Really? Because iWould.
dennis96411 12
LMAO!
Apparatus333 0
@115 WIN ^^
iredbone 10
WIN!!!(: