Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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RockieGirl 0
but that's AWESOME!
growingupnextmon 3
Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.
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Comments (180)
kurtsee 0
WTF kindof drugs are u on and why don't I have some
untalented1 0
ydi for starting the conversation. you never mentioned that it was sexual fantasies that you were discussing... but really, misty is where it's at.
AmericaPie 0
YDI. People EAT on that table. Have some consideration you freak.
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
FURRY!! MAN THE HARPOONS!!
lexy88 0
you're hott...he's a complete fukctard
nlandcena 0
You're an idiot. You are also a complete fucktard.
trizdan 0
you're the creepy canibal, what's wrong with your boyfriend?
alwaysalady 0
that is not a good sign.... run
nlandcena 0
You are not a smart person. Fail more.
shootingstar8D 0
You should go trick or treating with him!
kacie13 1
that's so unsanitary. & yeah that's a bit weird but at least he told you it. be a little more respectful.
PillHappy 0
YDI for being a horny sex freak, expecting your boyfriend to be a horny sex freak, and then writing an FML because he's not. Also, there is pokemon ****. Missingno ****. :D