Anonymous
Thompson, Canada
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Laura
Girvan, United Kingdom
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Anonymous
Cool banana!
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
anonymous
Mundelein, United States
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
epicfail
United States
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
concertqueen
United States
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
Gigs
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Anonymous
Wichita, United States
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
Bananas mean serious business, OP.
tayza249 20
Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?
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Comments (184)
Glitterhinoceros 14
Bananas mean serious business, OP.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
Cad6 24
Nobody ***** with bananas. They know if you do, it will unleash the army of crack-injected monkeys.
crackz12 10
DADA LIFE?!?!
derecteevee 1
sounds like some happy violence, shoulda kicked out the epic moth*r fuc*er!!!!!!!
Meettitan 14
It's my dream to go to a concert in a greenman suit from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Demonfish 14
"Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!"
43trauts 14
#52 And after the epic motherf**ker has been kicked he yelled "Fight Club is closed, its time for rock n roll!"
zach8771 3
Crosby ftw
ScaughtieHolden 11
"I'm a banana. I'm a banana. I'm a banana. LOOK AT ME MOVE!"
crackz12 10
Well this thread doesnt seem to like dada life very much...
alisidewinder 9
Always have a banana!
moneybagz131 6
Applejack, **** yeah!
43trauts 14
You kiddding? This thread loves Dada Life!
TheBonzaiGirl 0
I hope you didn't hurt him, no one likes a bruised banana D:
StanSmith_fml 9
What the darn diddly dog is everyone posting in these comments!?
Demonfish 14
You know, I'd have thought more people would recognise a system of a down reference..
lerouxmaster 7
You can't win a fight against a banana.
tayza249 20
Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?
challan 19
Nope, it was Banana phone which is why Op hit him. ******* annoying as hell! ;)
AngiLaLa1 2
33 - that song makes me want to punch things!!! When I worked at toys r us I had to listen to it CONSTANTLY...
Mitcha857 0
^ I feel sorry for you more than the OP! You show a lot of willpower for not punching overbearing parents thinking that their kids are angels.
The_Hitdude 12
B is for bananas! B A-N-A-N-A-S!
nofearjenshere 12
So many songs about bananas... What is wrong with the world?
Michael_92 20
Bananas are awesome duh
nado13579 12
2- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL CAP.
illabye 0
Was it onision?
DEzey 0
Wonder if he split op open.
doctorhook86 25
OP, OP, bo boh-pee, Banana-fana fo foh-pee, Me my mo OP, OP!
maxmex13 7
78 - I believe it's BAT
nado13579 12
144- Damn it, I'm an idiot. I actually feel kind of ashamed to mess up on the lyrics. :/
malters 9
This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
CrzyMnky 0
ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELY TIME!
copo37 7
Watch out for the rest of the fruit of the loom crew. Watch your back the grape suit is coming next for revenge.
happle 21
Don't piss him off, he might grape you in the mouth.
zombicidal 11
not if you got the free grape wistle
mellophone21 0
Don't forget the apple!
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
well it was a concert so im not surprised. I once got the shut kicked out if me at a christian rock concert. damn nuns *angrily shakes fist twice*
maxmex13 7
3 - when you said that, it reminded me of the title of the book "The Grapes of Wrath"
linarahmany 6
So I saw this facebook post: people with cars as thier profile picture- so your a transformer now?!?!?
ConnorBrown36 5
Don't **** with people in banana suits
SkoomaKi 28
I still remember that day... I was trapped in a room with people in banana suits. Hold still they said, we won't hurt you they said. They molested me and put a banana tattoo on my chest. DO NOT **** WITH THEM.
ghostlilac 25
... wtf
Demonfish 14
54- why so serious?
Azail 15
Not related to the fml but what happened to your profile stories skooma? they were very well written
SignUpisntcool 3
Bananas, B-a-n-a-n-a-s!
luckyd880 12
I haaate when that happens! Next time don't choose such a fruity concert lol
highonlife10 0
You should have made like a banana and peeled outa there!
cheaptrix 6
I hope that banana split
ELL10TT203 0
You should of peeled him and expose him lol
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Should have*, dumbass.
KiddNYC1O 22
s*hould have
so_unlucky89765 4
I wouldn't wanna mess with a banana, they have lots of fruit friends. Just wait till he brings in his good friend strawberry!
JessieMongoose 11
No.
Michael_92 20
Or worse yet the star fruit then it will go ninja on your ass.
EvilCupcake8361 9
Just fruit ninja his ass
shutupanddance 0
A banana?! Ohh, you're screwed, OP! He'll turn you into a banana split!
diego2k5 6
Banana Splits end with a cut up banana? Does that mean that OP wins?
Michael_92 20
Not fair now I want a banana split. Thanks -_-
maemaeloveeeee 0
Retard...
SammySteel 6
If only we knew what concert you were at.