Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me
Mpsteve13 7
boyfriend ftw
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Comments (149)
BravesFan310 0
lmao
ell_oh_ell 0
do you??
pertained 12
You have to accept a person's preferences...I think he showed you a good example?
ell_oh_ell 0
pertained I like how u just like I did posted ur comment as a reply to first just to get ur comment up here ;)
TexanDanny 2
^hypocrite
iSitt 0
they're both pink on the outside
seanders 10
If you can't sit for a week he did it right.
KingDingALing 9
She will like it after her boyfriend "slips" ;)
oboewhore_xD 6
Don't drop the soap. ;)
elmorous 0
lmao @50
tj79 3
well that seems easy enough to fix
hashoahxxx 0
me too
AlyWallyy 0
anal is gross guys don't filing care because they don't know it affects a girls anal god guys are fuking ng gross
mouxouxou 11
It is a matter of choice.She has the right to not like it and he must respect that.So, no,it is not the best example.
FerrariCake 2
I think #179 was trying to write a haiku.
Neopopulas 9
So is not liking sushi. Its the perfect example, Its a matter of choice, he wasn't like sushi but she's bugging him about that, she "wishes he liked sushi" because she wants him to do X. he wishes she liked anal because he wants her to do Y. its the perfect example of her complaining that she wants him to like something he doesn't same as anal. It's even got the added sarcasm factor in there
ifailplzinsultme 0
You don't like anal???? Haha maybe you guys could combine the 2 somehow
silversparkles4 5
not a pretty picture there
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Anal with a fish...?? Ass hole wrapped in sea weed?? What the shit?!?!
ifailplzinsultme 0
doesn't it sound fun 14?
ChibiGirl5 0
Lmfao a butt hole filled with rice fish and nori oh god that's a bad picture
skyttlz 32
40 I could have lived my life without that image lol thanx
mrahhhhh 21
#2: Hey if the manager of Led Zeppelin could do it in the other hole, then the sky's the limit!
kristineszLIFE 0
eat sushi then do anal. win win
Niaa_fml 0
#40 I also imagined a bit of wasabi in the butt hole. And I imagine that would be painful.
jade567 0
134- OWWWWWWWWWWW!
iwuvwolfz 0
2- lol yeah he should eat 1 sushi per thrust ;D
deafeningsilence 8
I regret reading this thread. *cringes*
draciel65 1
#187 same D:
Craven_Morrhead 0
#40, It's called a San Francisco Roll
that1guyyy 12
I don't see the fml
that1guyyy 12
I was moderated for nothing
Mpsteve13 7
boyfriend ftw
Fall3nAngel 23
WIN!!
Judus_beej 0
I love sushi! ummm so I guess he'll eat sushi if you do the dirty deed.
mike3775 39
Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me
ImaginaryFoe 1
Erm, what's your point? If you have that difficult of a time takung a joke or even a simple comment, you should be single or find someone equally joyless to listen to your complaints. It's not like he gave you an ultimatum.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Was it the "what's your point" bit that got me modded? I'm not saying this isn't an FML. I just think OP should get over it (which I thought it was alright to say).
sourgirl101 29
Hey... I want to know your trick IF. How'd you get your comment to reappear? (In case I screw up.)
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm just as amazed as you, sourgirl. I think the mods thought I was saying it wasn't an FML though and I had to explain myself. One or two of the mods might actually be human. Certainly not Sirin or Quite Insane but one or two of the others.
spaceshan69 0
I happen to think the mods are politically correct *******
ImaginaryFoe 1
I happen to think you're going to regret that remark... Incidentally, you do know that there are actual rules to the site, right? They are actually posted on the homepage. It's not one of those "yah, it's the internet i can say what i want dur" sites. The mods are just enforcing the rules the site creators put in place. If you don't like it you certainly don't have to stick around.
Sirin_fml 47
That was me, ImaginaryFoe. I reversed it now. I may not be human, but I have a heart.
Flutist 3
Aw, its like a fairytale.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yes, Quite Insane at least has truth in advertising going for him. That would explain where Sirin got that heart. And, like a Grimm tale, it's safe to assume what she'll be doing with it... You always were on of my favourites, Sirin. Good to have you back.
Flutist 3
So that is what the porridge is made of. Bad Goldilocks for eating the melted hearts of FML posters.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
pen, I can't tell if you're mocking our favorite off-the-rocker mod, or sucking up to him. Incidentally, I hear there's **** of that.
Pipity147 0
dude I didn't know the moderators were people that's so cool
Freeze_fml 17
One of those abilities you become ashamed of.
Hazza95 0
Brilliant. nice comeback :)
Xavi89 0
haha lmfao watch out for that donkey punch!!!
cartez2gs 3
ahahha donkey punch unconscious!!!! lol
mintcar 10
I agree, sushi is pretty disgusting. This isn't an FML, he said that to be funny. If it really bothered him, he wouldn't be with you.
sourgirl101 29
What What (in the butt).
funzcpl 0
lol. silly!
_streets_ 19
lol 19=win!!! that song is awesome
Drclino 0
hahahahaha
DocBastard 40
sourgirl, that is one of my favorite videos of all time. I laugh each and every time I see it.
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, Bastard, you forgot to capitalize sourgirl.
boopityboppity 11
sourgirl isn't capitalized. You can see it right there.
KiddNYC1O 22
152- I knew someone would point that out, but still it should be capitalized as it is in the beginning of a sentence.
boopityboppity 11
Why? You don't capitalize words such as "iPhone" or "rRNA" if they're at the beginning of a sentence.
Jizwold 0
Don't u?
zombiedroogie138 0
who gives a s**t u grammar nazis??!!
logicnazi 18
Grammar is important.