Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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RockieGirl 0
but that's AWESOME!
growingupnextmon 3
Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.
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Comments (180)
Aeval_Fae 0
Well... yes it weird but hey at least he told you! It would be worse if he were secretive about his freaky geeky little fantasies! Maybe he can eat you out through a Pikachu costume on the dinner table? Compromise people!!
repyourcliche 0
Could you imagine that though? "Mooooooom, how was I conceived?" "Oh well mommy was lying on the kitchen table in a Pikachu costume getting man handled and yano, one thing led to another... and WHAM! 9 months later, there you were! Yay!"
MATT1604 0
That sounded quite alot like a Dr Cox rant...
Aeval_Fae 0
HAHA yeah ok... that would be odd. Hilarious... but odd.
liveandletlive89 0
If I were gay, I'd be so happy to have such an amazing boyfriend. Not that I find pikachu sexually exciting (PIKAA! says the thankful pikachu!) It's just the idea of the matter. He thinks outside the box, or in this case, pokeball. You're a loser for taking it harshly. It's JUST pikachu for God's sake!
chowyuk 0
I can't even describe how gay you are for hypotheticaly saying any situation where you would have an "amazing bf"
hothotheat_ 13
"He thinks outside the box, or in this case, pokeball." Haha, you win for that.
liveandletlive89 0
And, your point is?
MATT1604 0
Jessica Nigri reference, much?
JackR1104 0
Mmmmmm Jessica Nigri.... But yeah, I'm neutral here. All these "YDI for having a freak BF" comments are retarded. Yet I don't think it's worth an FYL either.
russianspy1234 11
Yeah, I was gonna mention her to show all the naysayers just how hot pikachu can be, guess you beat me to it.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
i don't get it, it's a relatively harmless fettish and you call him a freak... gues thats why couples aren't honest one to another in fear of being laughed at
insomniacdude 0
My first reaction: Pikachu? WTF! Second reaction: Hey, at least it's harmless. In fact it's one of the most docile fantasies I've ever heard. AND he felt comfortable enough to tell you to your face. That's a GOOD thing. Don't betray that trust by posting it on the internet!
valuemeal2 1
Ugh, dump him immediately. You so do not want to be with a person who still likes Pokemon (which is, btw, the spawn of Satan and should be destroyed immediately). FYL, run far awayyyy.
growingupnextmon 3
Whats wrong with Pokemon, seriously lets settle this with a pokemon battle right here and now! I use Charizard first, but you counter with a water pokemon, easily destroying Charizard, so i come back with a Zapdos, obliterating you, and anything else you choose. I win, see pokemon IS better, you can win arguments with it =).
redblueviolet 0
#50, That comment was made of win. :D
oaklandfanatic 0
Number 25, Are you stupid, or do you like to epic fail.
nlandcena 0
Ugh, shut the **** up immediately. You are such a ******* moron for caring that people still like Pokemon (which is, btw, awesome, unlike the spawn of Satan you are, which should be destroyed immediately).
ihateyourband28 0
i think your boyfriend is wonderful. this is so much more MLIA than FML.
Vaetrus 0
How is that an FML? It doesn't affect your life at all really. I don't see the FML in this one either.
RavensRule97 0
Im gonna post that on MLIA right now
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only date assholes or freaks. YDI
plexico 4
Duh, get a crotchless Pikachu costume. But then again, I fantasize about eating dinner on my dinner table.
mike1921 0
Dinner at the dinner table? kinky.
boomlol 0
As much as i hate pokemon.... whats wrong with that?