Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Denied!
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
081013
Columbus, United States
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
-.-
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get the hint
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
RuasaLove
Pleasantville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn on
Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
Top comments
Big_Red_138 3
Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw
zach5432 3
seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.
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Comments (157)
ChickenInMyKitch 4
Look like you're switching roles in this relationship
schmelia 10
You mean they're not fulfilling archaic gender stereotypes? Oh! How controversial!
ChickenInMyKitch 4
^
KingGeorgeGal 12
HAHAHAHHAHAHA...No, just not funny.
zach5432 3
seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.
smurfsarwales 9
and said that all her clothes were being washed so she didn't have any to put on
DoubleA329 1
If it still fails, just hop on top of the washing machine and have fun on your own.
Big_Red_138 3
Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw
wordnerd42 0
Not to mention some decent vibrations.
itsbritneybixchh 0
hahaha multitasking....
folfin 0
BRO! laundry is the bomb!
funkthat26 2
GTL baby,! Lmfao
KingGeorgeGal 12
Cool story bro.
itsgen 16
finally men that wash clothes! op don't be so frustrated at least you know ur bf isn't a pig
Tonyy1 0
your very pretty(:
CryMoreFMLs 15
Your smile scares me greatly.
kayvan 8
Even if he's not a pig, he might be gay. :-)
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Smile like no one is looking!= Cute Quote :)
angelpies 0
Creepy teeth.
xxlauruh 0
I think you have a pretty smile.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Smiles with teeth from overhead shots most of the time look weird. In my opinion, I believe if it was a straight on shot her smile would be pretty(:
woodzy1993 0
Shut up she's an ugly mofo
Babalu722 3
********** is frowned upon in many societies.
atldude28 7
should have had it done for him, woman...
b70valkyrie 0
Getting you for all those times you were too tired or had a headache :p
DKjazz 20
****-blocked? How about twat-swatted, or worse, ****-shunted?
sus346 2
Haha, now there's some new words for the vocabulary.
Swar_fml 3
OMG IT IS EEYOR AND THE PIGLET!
narx 0
I don't get it
Lights_Out_fml 6
I understand why they call it clean sex now...
dreamering 16
That's what will happen if you do the laundry once a month.