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Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
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Top comments
Big_Red_138 3
Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw
zach5432 3
seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.
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Comments (157)
ZRainey54 0
it's called twat swatted if you're a girl
lmaoatall 6
it's called a fly swatter if you're a hermaphrodite
rocker135 0
Its always the quiet ones
rocker135 0
Its always the quiet ones
kayvan 8
YDI for letting the laundry pile up. Next time, do the laundry and make him dinner before he gets home, then you might get lucky.
sydmior 10
A man who wants to do laundry. Being the subject of an FML. And I thought a man who did laundry was a wife's dream come true.
mab_987 5
How's that an FML? You should be grateful that he wants to do laundry in the first place.
BennyBear 0
well at least he knows how to do laundry. mine won't even look at the washer/dryer.
currychicken 4
butch?
Orcina1 3
Win #58
TheTweaker 0
I believe the term "****-blocked" can only be used if you have a ****.