Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
scratchy
Israel
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
jshibbz0993
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cheap and gross
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
LonelyShowers
Mission Hills, United States
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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atthegates 0
disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory
techweed 12
he's implying that you're ugly
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Comments (145)
marinus_fml 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Respect his decision. Self centered bitch.
VinegarStrokes 0
Lol... Win.
DropDead77 11
agreed.
atthegates 0
disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory
ijrnelson 0
62s amendment of 47s guy rule stands. Afros > girl I'm shower.
Di55le 9
I second this!
iloveyouchung 0
you asshole
bbbabe 0
how is she a self-centered bitch?
california283 6
man up boy.
dabom392 4
r those size A. bras i c?
lajaynay 15
itty bitty titty committee
Mubus 0
60: Your profile pic is just pure awsomeness :)
Nick_1993 2
Boobs are boobs. they are all nice!!
splinteredApple 36
If this were a guy writing this FML you wouldn't be saying that.
techweed 12
he's implying that you're ugly
sweetcheeksjvl 0
or he doesn't like her body..?
ILoveEggnog 7
Same thing.
Garyy_fml 11
Or that he's a puss that doesnt want to get his hair wet.
flighted 1
no lol sounds like my boyfriend. we both have curly hair but when he's got his hair looking nice he won't even lean back on a chair in the car for fear of rubbing his head on the head rest "I don't wanna mess up my haaiirr!!!" lol. men.
konjaman 0
maybe he knew you were gonna get him back for what he did to you last time. "refers to older fml"
blake4months 0
Heh heh golden shower!!!
m0tl3ycru3 0
a wig
foilindo 0
maybe he wasn't drunk enough!!! lol
Ali_Br_fml 33
Song blaring in the background -You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk...- "But I'm not drunk enough..."
Ali_Br_fml 33
Song blaring in the background -You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk...- "But I'm not drunk enough..."
lolgiraffe_fml 0
Vellus hair
Ann23 7
turn down sex, see what he does then !
foilindo 0
he'll have it with someone else!!! lol
hypnotiq_trini 0
lmao ^
dreamering 16
9. I don’t think that strategy will work. There are lots of other substitutes out there; hands, hookers, dolls, other girlfriends, chickens, cows, apple pies etc, etc, etc. How about talking to him instead ;)
srhshl 9
OP can even keep with the theme. "Sorry babe, not now. I don't want to get my ****** wet!"
dcats 13
apparently, he doesn't want to get his penis wet either.
ritbbehindu 0
dcat, what's up with your pic?
dreamering 16
She's trying not get wet. Will look like idiots when she will change her picture.
tree07 1
shes got nice **** tho lol
Michigan_Girl 0
shoulda told him to put a plastic bag over his hair lol!
BraBrando 0
Suffocation?!
WompWompWomp123 7
Get him a shower cap. BAM - problem solved!
Igor_g5 0
If it's at nite I don't like to get my hair wet either. Cuz it's really long. But I'll take a shower with you. F the hair.