Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
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Top comments
aloha_oe 24
He's got his priorities straight.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Sounds like he's putting in as much effort into the relationship as he did trying to come up with that excuse.
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Comments (119)
jessieluvxo 9
Lol wtf
prostar9993 15
I'm assuming her boyfriend also has a boyfriend.
aloha_oe 24
He's got his priorities straight.
Tripartita 45
Or on shuffle.
TH_Insomniak 15
I like that... I'm going to use that..
xxkrystalxx 14
Im gonna guess that was a lame excuse and not true. In which case he needs to be dumped.
Eyalsh 32
maybe enough with the "dumping" on this website?
RopeRodent 4
Well we know for sure his towels are straight :D
False_Stupidity 42
But everyone likes a good dump #75.
Shadowchire 12
Wooooow that really sucks
youngmessi252525 20
He wants to impress you with his household cleanliness
ad1836 19
Is that even a thing ?
FYLTHOUGH 15
clearly it is
JazzHandsFML 28
don't towels just flatten out?
chosha_fml 27
For someone with OCD maybe. Otherwise, definitely not.
DeathBunny218 37
Never underestimate the wonderful feeling of a freshly ironed towel.
tnlander 20
As someone who irons their sheets, I'm ok with this.
CharlieKearney 23
I mangle my sheets and towels, but I've never met anyone who irons them.
Mortoli 30
he may be on some serious weed. just throwing it out there. i hear people do weird stuff when they high... lol
liv1222 29
Didn't you know op? They have to be warm when you get out of the shower so you don't get cold from being in the hot water.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Sounds like he's putting in as much effort into the relationship as he did trying to come up with that excuse.
Brandi_Faith 34
Either he has OCD or he was just looking for an excuse to not go. Call him out on it. Find out which it is, and if he was making excuses (which he most likely was) then find out why. Did he just not really want to go out that night (which sometimes happens to everyone) or is he no longer involved and/or interested in the relationship. And if he just didn't feel like going out that night, tell him you'd rather he be honest and just say "sorry, but I think I'd rather stay in tonight" as oppose to coming up with some weird lie and excuse.
prostar9993 15
Or he's actually gay. Creative way to come out of the closet.
Kwphunter 15
I've done that before too.
WittyMoron 22
Ironing towels is important, OP! Gosh!
Brokeandsad 8
That was the best he could come up with? Lol
XxDanno316xX 27
Apparently yes....It was