Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Denied!
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
081013
Columbus, United States
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
-.-
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get the hint
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
RuasaLove
Pleasantville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn on
Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
Top comments
Big_Red_138 3
Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw
zach5432 3
seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.
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Comments (157)
cenax27 0
I banged your mom, tell her the taxi fare was left in her purse
trimmerr 1
i think its called twat swatting.
tylerpienta 6
if ur bf did the laundry does that mean ur a girl bc if so. wouldent it be "twat swated" instead of "**** blocked" ??????
torncord 0
this is not an fml. he does laundry, years down the road youll be begging him to do the laundry. if you really wanted to do him so bad you would have waited for him to put the laundry in the washer and you would have done him ontop of it. or on the pile of dirty clothes... you would have found a way...
champagne210 0
the correct term is twat - swatted
iloveparc 0
wait your gay? cuz how does a GIRL get **** blocked?
abmoore 1
everyone is replying like a girl wrote this... maybe it was "his" boyfriend. then **** blocked works!
smartjaguargurl 17
people say it's by a girl because it is, it says so on the fml
venom1576 3
it clearly says OP is a women
xXDirtySanchezXx 0
stop complaining hes tryin to be helpful. what if he made you do tye laundry like most men do.
whassupp 2
When she says **** blocked, she doesn't mean literally. Girls use figures of speech .. haha.
xerbrus 14
girls also "use suck my dick" more than guys that need to get their own terms and stop with their penis envy
bleepbloopthis 0
you have a ****.... trollface.jpg