Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
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Big_Red_138 3
Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.
Freeze_fml 17
That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.
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Comments (140)
woodzy1993 0
lol
smurfsarwales 9
shit that sux... #1 it a freakin douche who wanted to say something short to be first, but ended up looking like a dumb assh0le
worldcupcheer17 0
that poor girl, settle it somewhere where your girlfriend isnt next time.
TheCrazyAli28 1
dumbass! you coulda at least lunged in the direction of the punch
KingGeorgeGal 12
Sorry OP, hopefully your girlfriend understands!
Ali_Br_fml 33
I think op thought it was in the right direction. When you can't see straight, it's hard to punch in the same direction as the enemy's punch. hopefully op's girlfriend will understand...
ImAHomosexual 0
^ Nah. I'm betting she's back with her douchebag ex.
sk8rchick97 0
OMG!! OP is Chris Brown!!:(
HelloNoora1 0
he probably beat the shit out of him for "Punching his lady"
wingsfan19 2
2- how about we punch you in the face and then see how good your directional skills are.
dolphincheddar 10
53. rihanna was gonna make a song about chris brown, but he beat her to it. also op. you can't take a punch.. next time wear tighter panties before you fight like a pussy
zendaddy0 0
yes man anyone?
steph87_fml 0
only if he wants to take her to a ball lol
couturegirl2 7
hahah. he BEAT her to it (:
Sniper3000 0
#2 r u serious?
emmaness 0
you mean EX girlfriend!?
j_729 18
117- He didn't mean to dumbass
Big_Red_138 3
Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.
Ali_Br_fml 33
... I think op thought that it was in the direction of the punch... When you see double vision, or can't see straight, it's hard to know that you're not going to hit the target. It looked like the target to OP. I hope you didn't lose your girl over that OP... Explain it to her... maybe she'll understand.
Ali_Br_fml 33
grr, that's a reason to hate the iPod touch... I thought I replied to #2, (comment 1), not to you... Sorry...
dolphincheddar 10
3, it's blind wrestling! they should make that a sport I would pay hundreds to watch blind wrestling
darkmis1 18
Misfortunate? You mean unfortunate.
ObeseKitten 0
I think you should dye your hair blonde. atleast no one will facepalm when they read shit like that.
Ravens1001 0
Seriously? You're nearly 10 years older than me and you don't even know basic English?
Ravens1001 0
73 by the way.
llamalover96 0
what are you like 10? wtf... your way to young to be on this site :)
Freeze_fml 17
That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.
Garyy_fml 11
why would her ex be there if they broke up?
BaconDave 12
To punch OP
Ldesu 0
Chris Brown'd?
MrSassypants 34
No... Chris brpwnd.
AlexRen 21
one of these days pow right in the kisser, that day came sooner the she thought.
Kwejee 1
Awe. Hope she didn't break up with you over that. o_o;
VixSparda 5
oh we'll see that in a few days
VixSparda 5
oh we'll see that in a few days
Wheredidgrungego 12
Congratulations.
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Want a cookie? (and for OP, hopefully she didn't get involved in the fight)
MrXerxes5 6
ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! SUPREME LOSS!
BaconDave 12
You've got some explaining to do!
MrXerxes5 6
ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! SUPREME LOSS!
BaconDave 12
You've got some explaining to do!