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Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
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Top comments
Big_Red_138 3
Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw
zach5432 3
seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.
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Comments (157)
Freeze_fml 17
He doesn't like it dirty.
Lights_Out_fml 6
Maybe he thought that was what clean sex meant...
random_name2 1
Well if you'd have done it in the first place, he wouldn't have that problem!
esme3101 0
you sir are a dick
iSurf_fml 8
Last time I checked, doing the laundry doesn't last forever.
IndigoFuckYou 9
Neither does sex. it ranges from 30 seconds to a couple hours.
IndigoFuckYou 9
If you're taking the 15 second pump-and-dump route, then you're doing everything wrong.
iSurf_fml 8
As long as you still get it in, I wouldn't complain. There are plenty of people who would kill for your glorified 15 seconds.
makaiomahu 0
LOL u r too funny
iSurf_fml 8
Why thanks..I aim to please.
noboundary 9
30 seconds? akon: STILL COUNTS.
random_name2 1
Well if you'd have done it in the first place, he wouldn't have that problem!
MovingOn09 0
who cares.
clarkie007 0
more like vag blocked
KasCiaYr 0
That's what I thought! They take away from us EVERYTHING!
tylersign 11
Twat Swat.
FatElie 0
You can't get **** blocked if you don't have a ****. LEARN THE RULES!!
KingGeorgeGal 12
Why didn't he just wait?! Is that more important that you.. geez!
CommonSenseKarma 17
Someone has to have their priorities straight.
HeroOfTime13 0
its not so bad. i havnt done it with my girlfriend for over a month now. trust me, im in pain -_-
dakotasgirl00 2
Same here.
mspeacock 6
Time for a new gf?