Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Denied!
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
081013
Columbus, United States
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
-.-
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get the hint
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
RuasaLove
Pleasantville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn on
Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
Top comments
Big_Red_138 3
Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw
zach5432 3
seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.
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Comments (157)
cre8or99 0
I wonder if she tells him to make her a sammich
angelpies 0
Why are you bitching? At least you have a boyfriend who actually does things.. Besides laundry doesn't take long to switch it over. Could you not have waited?
WDLfootball 8
So op... let me get this straight. your a girl who wants to have a lot of sex and doesn't Wan't the guy to do anything? where have you been all my life? will you marry me?? ;)
mrtoby 0
you need to step up your game.
Scooter42 15
If you got **** blocked maybe the problem is that you have a ****.
mjhcc 6
I'll make him do me while the clothe's washing. It'll be fun :)
GrahamAker 3
lose the weight.
pookie1006 0
I think I used to be with him. well hope he's better in bed than mine was!
NaggerHagger 6
What does that mean?
danica45 7
why couldn't you add "what" before "the ****" - that bothers me I'm sorry but that's really dumb...