Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Denied!
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
081013
Columbus, United States
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
-.-
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get the hint
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
RuasaLove
Pleasantville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn on
Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
Top comments
Big_Red_138 3
Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw
zach5432 3
seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.
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Comments (157)
cenax27 0
wish it was the good ol 40's where women had a pot in one hand and a vacuum cleaner in the other
mk58 31
To be honest, it doesn't take that long to do the laundry. OP could have just waited and then would have had the laundry done as well as some frisky time.
eastsideLVc 0
shouldnt you be happy that hes doing laundry?
EZ2XLR8 7
Wtf? How could you want sex over him doing laundry? a) you're dating you don't need sex - - (no matter how many people try to deny my opinion, I've seen just about every negative about sex before marriage at work, not one positive, I'm a Nurse Practitioner) b) You aren't married so do your own laundry, he doesn't need to do it for you. c) There is NOTHING wrong with a guy doing laundry, and if he has the balls to do laundry, YDI 100%. He just did you a major favour.
everybodyluvsMEN 0
What does sex before marriage have to do with this at all? You're just TRYING to start a debate, aren't you?
clarkie007 0
no 38 it's just you
jaesm17 5
Don't feed the troll!
CateXOX 0
38- Agreed. 28- Geez no alcohol or sex before marriage? We get that you're a nurse practitioner already but get off your damn high horse and stop telling people what to do. Also, b) and c) contracticted eachother.
Lawbynature 0
I'll take care the areas he aint looking after you in. ;p
CryMoreFMLs 15
Go away. Nobody wants to hear that.
Person1233 13
So...? After he's done with his load, you can have his load next. Laundry only takes 2 hours at most.
hatesboners 0
yeah, and most of it's waiting.
Babushka_Homyak 10
Why not just have sex while the clothes are in the washer/dryer? Unless he's insisting that he stares at the machines whilst they wash the clothes, I don't see why you can't utilize the 30mins-1hr that each load takes.
blanccamaro74 6
GAY
saIty 17
He just didn't want you to touch his Pokemon boxers.
xerbrus 14
Just read this in Timmy Turners dads voice to funny
IndigoFuckYou 9
The pot to knock you unconcious, and the vaccum cleaner to finish cleaning up the evidence once you're chopped up and hidden in the woods.