Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML
Today, I used a men's hair removal cream to be smooth for my partner, as a surprise. It turns out that doing that made her think I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
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jjtivey97 0
is anybody else kinda worried that people put something on their skin that can cause carpeting to disintegrate?
littlemissdqgirl 8
how did you manage to get it on the carpet?
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Comments (117)
losninoz 0
FIRST COMMENT
nwtngrl820 0
why would you do that over a carpet
TrollHunter 0
blah blah blah no one gives a SHIT
lelanatty 0
that is scary. I wouldn't want to use that stuff now 0.0
waimcyked10 4
14-anger issues?
Neon_Radikal 0
29- their name is "TROLLhunter" so... :P
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Which carpet are we talking about here...? d;
thelittlebeast01 0
woe
fakeking2 0
14 plays WoW instead of GW or d2
lilmissy1290 0
Ydi.. I'm pretty sure that it says not to get the stuff on clothes or the carpet in the direction or warning label.. You should have read it first OP
exquisite 0
YDI for not reading the directions before opening..
eazyeeze 0
Get a carpet muncher to trim your pubes. Some will do for little or no costs.
itchyballs 0
You have to by a new vag?! good luck with that
HandOfClod 0
Sounds like OP has shaky hands...it's okay, I don't have steady hands either.
boating_guy 33
i'm with 50 good luck with that... nah jk, but YDI for using it on ur carpet over the carpet....try the bathroom next time
foseberry3 0
I always thought people in uk never shaved
Altoreto 0
then u r a retard sir or madam
mnemonicdaze 0
85 you have really pretty hair.
bubbarific 0
in Soviet Russia, hair remove you!
vergaso 0
number 14 plays WoW it has nothing to do with trolls like annoying people or wateva
epicenur 2
FAKE. human hair is no were near carpet fiber, plus it's not funny
lord_of_yaks 0
today, I posted an fml about how I ruined the carpet in my house with hair remover littledidi realize that it would sound like I was talking about my pubes. FML
hhheeeyyyooo 0
37: you play GW? XD and OP YDI. it disolves away your hair, why not the carpet? it's just tiny fibers as well. sucks but still YDI for not reading the label and not having common sense.
littlemissdqgirl 8
how did you manage to get it on the carpet?
tlouise69 0
were you scooting your cooter across the carpet?
danipoo4u 0
it's a spray and it does go everywhere while you are tryin to spray it down on your legs. The stream is pretty big :/ but it works lol
piinkbunnii 1
How much did you use?? And what body part were you shaving, for it to drip down and get it on the carpet???
Neon_Radikal 0
15- Win
emmmilyyy 0
yeah why not use it in the shower like a normal person.
hhheeeyyyooo 0
20: not always. I use/buy veet and I always get the cream. the sprays ARE too messy and they run out faster. try the creams
CurseYourLove 0
huh? i dont get it
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
hahaha, good one #3
fakeking2 0
so ur body hair is like a carpet , definate fyl
NuMuzik 0
shorty in thick in all the right paces huh
NuMuzik 0
lol...ur welcome. I guess
zombiekitten87 12
pretty sure you should do that in the shower, not over a carpet...
Zombierella 2
this fml makes me horny
Zombierella 2
this fml makes me horny
clairesucks 37
That's creepy
NuMuzik 0
LOL
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
lol. reverse vice versa. (i think that's how you spell it.) ^_^
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hair removal cream freaks me out. I used some Nair the other day and it barely removed any hair and instead just stung like hell. Owww.
danipoo4u 0
maybe you are allergic :(
nerdsgetmehot 23
#23 Yep, I probably am. :( I even made sure not to leave it on too long, so that's the only explanation I can come up with...
danipoo4u 0
yeah my friend used the nair for sensitive skin and she said it was burning while it was on and I told her not to worry about it cause it burns a lil anyway.. When she took it off she had a bunch of dark red splotches on there! She was really effed up lol I felt pretty bad about it :(
Rizzen 27
some friend you are
CurseYourLove 0
11- Veet is a better hair removal than Nair trust me :) no pain no hair :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#12 Really? I'll have to try it out, then...Hopefully it'll be less damaging. I had an allergic reaction to Nair or something...
fakeking2 0
Omg u had a allergic reaction to nair, I had a allergic reaction also ,but to cinnamon :( .... I love cinnamon
djbrooke12345 0
very doesn't work!!
brokenbitch13 0
lol. they are oh so simalar.
jjtivey97 0
is anybody else kinda worried that people put something on their skin that can cause carpeting to disintegrate?
monnanon 14
no not really, it does disintergrate your hair so its not too worrying. I know what coca cola can do to pennies but it doesn't stop me drinking it. It does make you think a bit more about it tho lol.
jjtivey97 0
yeah i didn't really mean "worried" as much as I meant that it makes you think