Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18
I'm surprised you'd still want him to help after he just turned your wardrobe into Barbies' dream closet.
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
He sounds.... helpful
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MikeMikeTheAzn 3
He sounds.... helpful
xosportsgirl14x 8
At least he tried to help. A lot of guys wouldn't even do that, so stop complaining.
isitinmybedroom 11
Make all of his clothes pink and only do your own chores
gojira666 7
Turf the lazy bastard.
thetroll2012 1
And this is why you don't let a man do a Woman's job
MelTheGreat 23
at least he made some sort of effort.
asoptavlo14 6
Exactly! Women are best at that.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
So, let me get this straight. You want your boyfriend, who messed up on the simplest thing, to iron your clothes? Why is that a good idea AT ALL?
n_epic_fail 14
At that point you should have realized he's useless, instead you want him doing more chores?
jweezy89 4
I see no fml here. I mean it sounds like he has done way more than he should've.
ColdplaySucks 18
He's a dumbfuck for not knowing how to do something as simple as laundry.
urdirtyolduncle 15
It's not pink; it's pimp.
sugarandspice33 0
Wow really helpful there... Get him back and turn all of his clothes pink!
JustinComments 3
Yeah, because that sounds like a great solution to the problem..
REX50ROC 0
as a woman its your job
DreBeezy 9
I use to do laundry, but then I took an arrow to the knee. He is now your ex boyfriend, right? Man, OP you're so stupid for not doing the laundry yourself. I'm thinking of a pink Christmas. You should dump him, that will solve everything. You should get him back by turning his clothes pink, he'll learn his lesson. I think the moral of the story here is: turtles are ******* awesome. Lol omg op youre boyfran haz sum serios isues lik I thk if my bf dud dat I would lik dum him!
derpster 7
39- ah my gaaaad ikr!? if ma boyfrund evun traid doing dat i wald b so mad!
Crlnprz 11
Do you really have to push enter/return after every sentence?
FaZeClan 3
I read "I took an arrow to the knee" disliked it and left.
blushy 14
maybe not a solution but it would be really funny
imaginaryvoice 18
I'm surprised you'd still want him to help after he just turned your wardrobe into Barbies' dream closet.
mrsayuso 0
Or maybe he did it on purpose so that he would never have to help again?
bizarre_ftw 22
^ my guess Op, take him out shopping for all new clothes then at the end of a Very long day give him a book along the lines of "laundry for dummies", he'll get the message and you'll get new clothes
monkeysareyummy 0
Payback: "accidentally" wash his xbox because you thought it "looked" dirty. }:)
NanillaVipples 2
Or run it under some cold water because it felt too warm.
FaZeClan 3
THAT IS NEVER A OPTION!
Mr25_fml 14
Douchebag? *Insert troll face here*
UrLyfSuxx 0
>:}
Crlnprz 11
*inserts one of those insert jokes here*
SillyFart 7
Insert penis here *points to mothers *******
AngrehPirate 0
No, although he would be if he said: Ironman is a super hero but iron woman! Is a command.
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
^ No.
Muslimgal92 0
Do the same to his clothes!! And see how he feels about it, maybe then he would care more about others clothes.
reaganomics 6
All part of his master plan....now when you think about asking him to do cloth's you will remember this...10 points for ingenuity
flockz 20
did he pop the collars on all your now pink clothes too? sounds like a mega douche to me.
lisakh99 7
Wow....how lazy...that sucks OP....time to have a sit down with your bf, if he's unwilling to change then "bye, bye". Good luck :)
littlemsweirdo 12
How is this even FML worthy?! Just dump his ass! Plain and simple :)
22jrdn55 15
puppy train your boyfriend, for every good thing he does, reward him. you'd be surprised by the amount of work he'll get done!
benderbot19 0
When I read "puppy train" I thought this was going to be about some sexual position.
Meowingtons500 18
The good ol' sticker reward system! Works like a charm with preschoolers. Good luck OP. :)
Chad_the_Brony 0
And if he messes up, rub his nose in it and send him outside.
anzie_fml 9
I successfully clicker trained my older brother once. It took me ten minutes. >:D