Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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bigAC 6
tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;) then give him a lollipop
usmcgalie 0
He's in the marine corp. he knows how to do his laundry. I'm in the marine corps. Guys do their own laundry every day.
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thwei 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Macho men like their women to do things for them usually.
DrDilllonReese 12
Not washing clothed doesn't make you a pussy. It makes you lazy
Damn_Hippster 11
Make him drop and give you ten...dollars
freakinglaugher 10
What ever you do, don't be like girl who said shed give a ******* every time her boyfriend washed the dishes. He will be washing cloths that aren't even close to dirty.
jhldc 1
Op your bf is in the military. He serves his country puts his life on the line. Who gives a damn about him not doing laundry. This isn't a fml its how most guys are. Like a mother telling her son clean his room. I hate pointless fmls like this.
Tookie22 5
Tell him to quit being an Fn boot or you'll haze his ass. He's been doing his own laundry since bootcamp. He's being lazy. Nobody cares he is a Marine. Trust me he isn't special. 44- he's a stupid boot most likely a pog. Maines wash their clothes. Whether its a frickin MRE box with rocks and a trash bag or the luxury of a washing machine.
rldostie 19
He's a POG. He knows how to do his own laundry if he's a Marine. In fact, he also knows how to sew. So next time you have a hole in a pair of clothing, hand it to him, tell him to Marine up, and sew it for you. Marines, like most of the military, are trained to be self sufficient. He just wants you to do it for him. If I were you, I'd let his dirty clothes pile up until he either washes it himself or goes around in dirty clothes. It is in no way your responsibility to make sure his clothes are clean.
margie2194 12
Number 8: washing "clothed" is very abnormal. Personally I shower naked, but maybe that's just me?
DrDilllonReese 12
56- "****" to the "off"
JiggaJayZ 16
Sounds like your relationship is going great ;)
margie2194 12
56- I was just kidding. Didn't mean to offend you. Just wanted to tease you a little. Guess humor doesn't carry well over the internet?
DrDilllonReese 12
70- I know, you just caught me at a bad time. Sorry
rallets 23
smooth move drdilly
aznkill 0
You should do your own duty
Sgrocks 5
Dunt do his laundry for a while and then he'll be sorry
MoutainDrewski 0
well of course not, that's a woman's job
22cute 17
Put his laundry in a sack in his closet. Or just throw it outside. It's not your job to do his laundry OR to ask him to do it.
bigAC 6
tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;) then give him a lollipop
djn13 1
nice one
Glitterhinoceros 14
Don't do it for him, let him choose between wearing dirty clothes, or washing them himself.
seanoc69 7
Won't work he would probably try and get the OP to do it until she gives in
javierrrrm 12
Omg its chachi
Right_Click 12
Doesn't seem like there's much options.. Or we can take the FML approach and tell OP to "break up with him!" Yeesh.. :l
kenyrabit 25
Thank you! Yes, there's your answer.
irimalovecheer98 5
That's patheticish
jackassiddy 8
your spelling is patheticish
DrDilllonReese 12
How is his spelling "patheticish" you can't misspell a made up word...
rivera323 5
You're lucky to be his girlfriend. You're just an old lady...learn your place in the club!
cjwalsh86 0
My husband just got back from Iraq. He also thinks since he's not required to keep everything spotless, he acts the complete opposite at home. I understand this persons frustration after I repeatedly clean up after the tornado that has now arrived! But God bless our soldiers, I still love him!
anjtrg_1112 23
Do his laundry , but make sure to put his brightly colored clothes with his whites , and shrink his clothes in the dryer (:
usmcgalie 0
He's in the marine corp. he knows how to do his laundry. I'm in the marine corps. Guys do their own laundry every day.
USMCSNIPER209 0
I do my own all the time
alone_unafraid 0
oh snap, a wookie chimes in! (a term for females in The Corps) Semper Fidelis my fellow Belleu Woods(wo)man. 03 chiming in. Yut Yut!
usmcgalie 0
Can't even tell you how many of my guy friends make wookie jokes. Then all turn to me and are like but not you D, your cool. Lmao. Good times. Semper Fi to you too man.
usmc_man_0351 3
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