ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
imatool
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Renderfist
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
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summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
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Comments (124)
therealsuperman 0
Stay the **** away from my wife asshole
therealsuperman 0
Stay the **** away from my wife asshole
canadacat 0
oh boo hoo. shall I call a waaahmbulance?
fiveonefiveoh 0
sounds more like a thank u lord... seriously.. u really would have been happier with a cheating wife??? WTF is the matter with u??
DjeePee 25
Although bad written, I agree with this one. "Today, my wife didn't and had never cheated on me. FML', seriously? Stop whining, start communicating.
you_freak 7
She's not cheating ... yet
ThatGuyYouDontKn 0
hahaha that's funny Peter
unchained_fml 0
Give her a body massage and use parts of ur body to massage her too. U can be suprised to what tghat leads to. My wife turned out to be a rough diamond naaaam sayin?
summerkingsley 0
sounds good to me..
bookgirl_7 12
The saying is "A diamond in the rough". Just thought you would like to know.
randomgurl__ 3
ahahhah you're life sucks
macskapingvin 0
This is good, it means that there is just a problem that you can work to solve, rather than the betrayal of adultery hanging over your marriage eternally.
cganon 0
YDI for letting your marriage reach that point.