ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
imatool
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Renderfist
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
Top comments
summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
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Comments (124)
Stevefett 0
Ask her to try something new and when she says yes, put it in her butt.
cowboyy_fml 0
whoa that's gotta suck... at least try to go down on her and eat out. or ask her to give u somethin too
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Common reasons are being exhausted with not enough sharing of chores, loss of respect, husband not being lazy or not a good provider, husband not giving 1 on 1 time by taking her out or enjoying activities together, husband neglecting her, kids in the next room in a small house, you're doing it wrong or too quick, hormone loss in older women, husband has been caught cheating, no alone vacations, new baby, husband is emotionally, financially or physically abusive. Lots of things so ask?
smithyjim 0
Or it could be her fault? not always the husband whos causing the problems...
eatingpizza99 0
OP, you should be happy that your wife isn't cheating on you. And if you're complaining about your sex life, go have fun with your wife!
kyrintethron 0
At least you don't have to worry about kids.
randiZ25 0
hey not true I'm married and let's just say we still have a great time...
Leftieswillrule 3
^win
johnny6969 0
she is probally a depressed gambling alcohaulic
cautioninc 0
It could also be the crazy pills stealing her libido. Really, what female *doesn't* take crazy pills?
Stunsz 0
Whats your problem? No ones "To young" to be here she was making a joke if you dont like the joke dont reply just to get attention. Damn people are ******.