Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my wife of 22 years moved 2000 miles away to start a new job. She applied in October and never told me. I've never cheated on or abused her, she just said she wanted a new life. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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poopface82 25
“It’s your fault because…lame excuse.” To hell with her.
RichardPencil 32
You need to take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights. Slash all four tires and carve your name into her leather seats. Say you got those tips from Carrie Underwood.
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Comments (3)
poopface82 25
“It’s your fault because…lame excuse.” To hell with her.
RichardPencil 32
You need to take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights. Slash all four tires and carve your name into her leather seats. Say you got those tips from Carrie Underwood.
GlennQugmire 14
😴
diraven 15
She's got a point. Once you hear "bow chicka wow wow" a few times you gotta suspect something.