Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
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Top comments
summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
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Comments (124)
fmlbaby77 0
how did you find out she was not cheating did you tail her maybe she is but you just didn't do a good enough job stalking her
katieLOVE095 0
kcnutt10 I'm pretty sure 18 is a good age to be one here so chill out.,
katieLOVE095 0
agreed :)
aj01 3
have you considered getting a mistress?
ohSNAPyall 27
Yea, this is good news! Just concentrate on giving her some amazing foreplay. And both of you should work on your communication skills.
Casandy 0
good answer!
enoughgrace 4
yes, sexy party time.
SiobahnR 0
you thought your wife was cheating just because you don't have sex? insecure much?
SiobahnR 0
you thought your wife was cheating just because you don't have sex? insecure much?
SiobahnR 0
yes that is the perfect way to bring back their sex life, violate her trust and her body