Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
Today, I'd thought that I'd found the new love of my life. She wanted me, I wanted her, we were compatible on so many levels. I have known her for 15 years, and she had asked me on a date. Last night, she unfriended, blocked, and ghosted me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I got broken up with by someone I wasn't even dating. They had gone radio silent for two weeks and just popped in to say it was "better to be honest" instead of radio silence. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Well, you were wrong, Boomer. Ghosting is the way it's done these days -- what do you want, a "Dear John" letter?
magnumpeyote66 6
They never are.
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RichardPencil 32
Well, you were wrong, Boomer. Ghosting is the way it's done these days -- what do you want, a "Dear John" letter?
Grizz8831 14
that is grown up... she could have simply plugged her ears and made loud noises until you left... so much time spent talking through devices has too many people unable to handle face to face conflict on any level.
magnumpeyote66 6
They never are.