Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
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Top comments
summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
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Comments (124)
Calyx_fml 22
Find her vibrator and replace it with some fuzzy handcuffs.
memah 0
at least she wasnt cheating,(:
PoeSlayer 0
atleast she's not cheating on you...
ultra_notorious 26
It is time to dump the bitch and find a ho that puts out.
dellam 3
Upgrade?
lionhead29 9
it's even worse than you thought.
ColonelCusswords 24
than get your shit together and lay that bitch. what are you, stupid?
kitttkattt 10
wives free over rated anyway
lilithfury 23
My fiancé and I have only had sex 10 times in three years. The last time was 186 days ago. And I begged for that. It sucks. I know how you feel.
jaydoo 6
Might as well **** someone else then. Don't go without pussy.