ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
imatool
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Renderfist
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
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summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
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thirdtesticle 0
What is lacking in a grammar nazi's life that causes them to become grammar nazi's? People are generally very stupid and can't spell. Get over it.... being a Nazi won't help them, it just annoys everyone.
samandian 0
just have crazy sexy with bitchesss....
dasfro 2
geez grammer nazi
dasfro 2
i wonder how many people dishin out all this advice are actually married.
hcovballer247 0
Sucks..
drunkenmunkey 0
1st of all let. Me tell u *`women can be very loya l,giving,passionate,creative,passive,wild and more****if we have the right lover "I feel for your poor wife" fhl
iNekoGamergurl 0
wow, seriously?? be happy she's not cheating on you, you ingrateful bastard. if all you care about it sex, she might leave you anyday for a guy who really cares about her (when she's NOT in bed.)
invaderbumbum 0
Ahaha, I knew even before I looked at your profile that you were a 15 year old girl. If you think that any guy in the entire world would stay and be faithful to a woman who doesn't have sex with him, you've really got a lot to learn.
drunkenmunkey 0
Women are very loving,giving, creative, generous, wild, loyal, and ready to make all your fantasies come true. When you have the right lover, the right man!! I feel for your poor wife!!(you probably don't even eat p@$$y)
triviumgirl27 0
108, win!
jhillmoney 0
try having both..being cheated on and no sex with ur girl. real fun.