ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
imatool
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Renderfist
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
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summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
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Comments (124)
soldier4life_88 0
damn 18.. calm down.. like doc said it was a joke.. and hell what if OP tries this and it works? You never know!!
ak5645 0
ah, america.
zanysage 0
you must be a boring fat loser who gets an ****** while munching on a ham burger. how could you accuse your wife?
helenne10 0
I feel like I'm going through the same thing with my boyfriend. His stress from managing his own new firm really takes a toll and nothing i do or say I'll do takes the edge off when he gets home.
bobjoefredsky 0
good for you! :)
Hammer01 8
Find someone else.... no need to put up with that.......
cgyguy 0
not quite. even after we had junior my wife still takes care of me regularly. ops issue is he probably hasn't clues in that most married women need some form of attention before they'll get horny.
abstar 0
why is that shameful??
tbonea1990 0
well get some roses bring them home and have sex with your wife
chlobo13 0
Respected statement. ^.^