ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
imatool
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Renderfist
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
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summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
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summerkingsley 0
attaboy
katieLOVE095 0
when she gets home be waiting at the door in her heels and some lingerie and a sandwich then see what happens ;)
kcnutt10 1
Really?!? Shut the hell up! You're obviously too young to be on here and have NO idea what you're talking about.
DocBastard 40
Kcnutt - it was a joke, dude. Don't get pissed off at her just because you have no sense of humour.
heksail 0
fail
kcnutt10 1
11: I like the way you think!
dropdeadtrollin 0
she sooooo nice!!!
MexiCanadian 0
Yeah mang stop suspecting and please your woman!
ballar429 0
isn't that better then her cheating on you? this isn't an fml dumbass.
pwincessa23 1
hahahahaah true #1. lol I wanna see how many idiots correct this fml or ^
tammy0312 6
That's not true! I've been married for a year now and it keeps getting better (atleast 7x a week)! He's the only man that has ever made me climax... which shamefully means I was with a few guys before him. But regardless marriage doesn't have to be like that, you just have to find ways to rekindle the relationship.
thirdtesticle 0
married for a year and dishing out advice.....well isn't that rich? and what's so shameful about banging other guys before you were married?
LoveMySoldier82 0
It isn't shameful that she was with other guys, it is shameful none of them could make her reach climax :)
tammy0312 6
105 that's what I meant. Honestly what he should do is carefully plan to piss her off a little, just to get the testosterone (may have mispelled) pumping through her. Then tell her how hot she looks when she's upset, and have make up sex. It's just a theory.
hellryu 20
lol angry sex ;)
xStarKillerx 4
Sexy party time?