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Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
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summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
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Comments (124)
Residence_fml 4
Well, spice up your love life. But you're a grown man and shouldn't be needing sex ed. And if you're wife isn't willing to communicate while you try your best, you might want to reconsider really talking to her about your needs. In my eyes you can't have a good marriage if both parties aren't sexually satisfied and I think many will agree. For your sake OP I hope it all works out.
sallen0046 4
So what, are you saying you'd be better off if she was actually cheating? It's your fault for letting the sex go out of your marriage without ever bothering to ask what the problem is.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#23, congratulations and I'm happy for you but I can't help feeling that people still in the honeymoon phase of marriage (the first 2 years) shouldn't use their marriage as an example. OP might've had a great honeymoon phase, too, but it still led to this.
tammy0312 6
Maybe so... but still this isn't new information. Getting married is for the long haul and it isn't going to be easy. Before my husband my longest faithful relationship was 4 months, but I've been with my husband for two years(1 dating, 1 married) now and I have never cheated. To me that's a huge sign and the sex only gets better. OP probably wasn't doing it right in the first place, and she thought he could only get better.
perdix 31
Marriage has a way of ******* things up. You start off in love with this woman you have sex with all the time and you end up with a platonic roommate that you don't even like very much. F lots of us married guys Lives!
LoveMySoldier82 0
Hey some guys are lucky enough to marry girls with daddy issues, like my husband :). No baby I will do whatever you like just don't leave.
stingray626 0
well make the extra effort it may just flatter her complaining gets u no where i go by this "stfu or do simething about it"
kynthia 0
"Today I found out my wife isn't cheating on me" your life sounds awful
NickK49 0
GRAMMAR NAZI! HIDE YOUR ILLITERATE KIDS HIDE YOU ILLITERATE WIFE
spyduhmahn 0
epic comment
Stevefett 0
You're awesome.
Stevefett 0
That was meant for 11