Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Comments (491)
collie_man 0
hahahaha maybe you should shave that shit then!!!!!!!!!!
ChefBoy6382 0
why dont you shave? this is clearly your fault not his...
Katzilla_dances 0
Jeez, what a dick. Tell him to shave.
_sourside 0
the media system has convinced everyone that shaving is sexier. pube shaving actually started in the 80's with gay **** stars. NATURAL IS BETTER, STOP LETTING THE MEDIA AFFECT YOUR PREFERENCES!
grlwitperlEring 0
Whether YDI or not really depends on what he was complaining about if you have a fully unkempt bush, then yes YDI for not at least trimming to keep the jungle down to a respectable level but if you have done such and he was complaining about the presence of any pubes even if they were well kept, the still YDI for dating such a prude
spamme 0
this shave stuff is just fashion style... believe me.... in less than 10 years, hairy pussehs like in the 80´s or even 70´s will be fashionable again.
Lifesucksdodrugs 0
I'm a dude and I keep my area in check. It's just common courtesy. Nobody wants to floss twice.
elara15 0
Many women still don't shave (or wax, whatever). My younger sister learned the hard way when she had an infected hair that swelled up to the size of a jellybean. That guy is well on his way to alienating himself from available pussy. And he deserves it.
_elly_beth_ 0
I'm sick of reading all these posts saying it's so easy to shave down there. Not for everyone. I have really thick hair, and it sucks to shave down there. I'd rather sleep in an extra 15 minutes than worry about having to shave each day. Plus because it's thick it itches when it grows back in. I do keep it trimmed nicely though. That's the most I'm going to do. It's my body and if other people don't like it, tough. Oh and #8, did you take a survey or something? I call BS on that.
fmkittw 0
haha so wait you started SHITing while about to have sex????????? and how do you shave your feces anyways?