Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Prawn_fml 2
Agree with #5. You shoulda answered with "What, do ten-year-olds turn you on?" or something.
swanlee 0
Don't shave it leave it be, some guys like me prefer our women to actually look like women down there and not 7 year old girls. Nearly every girl shaves it now and every **** the girl is shaved, it is quite boring to she a girl shaved nowadays. I don't understand why men like that I am not a pedophile
Hobokitten 0
Mow the lawn and you'll get more folks a'knockin. But seriously? At least ******* trim. Only times I don't shave my junk is when I'm on my period, and when I was 9 months pregnant. Plus sex is so much nicer when you can actually feel that shit. You get more sensitive the barer you are. Don't like razor rash? Use shaving cream, then lightly dab lotion on the bikini line every night after. Or get it waxed. And use a nice razor to, it helps really.
clappy5 0
I'd be pretty annoyed with him. im about to have sex with you...shut the **** up. Anyway...just groom a little...
justdesserts 0
YDI for being so hairy.
suckerz 0
I hate shaving... waxing is the way to go... and he better trim his...
lilpartyguy 0
should probably shave that shit
studentwoes 2
Ugh. I hate shaving. Such a hassle to deal with the itchiness of hair growing back in. Not to mention ingrowns, etc. That being said, a good solid trimming is always a good idea. While shaving is not necessary, maintainence is.
babybarb 0
It's not a hassle at all to remove body hair, you sooo deserve this. Disgusting.
jncwmnd 0
the way he says it makes it sound like you have a ******* jungle in your pants >_< with that being said, I agree with him lol..i'm 8 months pregnant and still keep my grass mowed lol ^_^