Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
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cacheson 42
Please let’s keep the YDI count to zero on this one for once!! Because holy shit that is not OP’s fault. …well, so much for that.
Jon Tessler 14
it's your body, shave or don't shave, ithe guy sounds like a real idiot
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cacheson 42
Please let’s keep the YDI count to zero on this one for once!! Because holy shit that is not OP’s fault. …well, so much for that.
wtafisgoah54 4
Dodged a bullet there. Only little boys like em bald. Real men know what to park on the landing strip!
Jon Tessler 14
it's your body, shave or don't shave, ithe guy sounds like a real idiot
Wadlaen 24
Yeah, seems you came out of it in the best way, considering the circumstances!
RichardPencil 32
Did he list his grooming preferences on his pre-date requirements for you? Such an important document!
Crowned Sataness 12
yeah guys who demand their woman be bald as a baby are very questionable and creepy. let that ship sail
J_Free_Woods 29
Is he related to my ex-husband? And eeew. *Shivers*.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I don't get the appeal of a landing strip, but that's just me. Regardless, it's your body, and this guy was being a total jerk. You definitely dodged a bullet.
Brightside86 31
Seems weird to me how strongly people feel about this subject on both sides. Dating can be such a horror show: STDs, abuse, cheating, smoking, massive debt, self destructive life style etc. Feels like it should but such a non-issue for him to either accept a little body hair or for you to shave just a little. If you two can't compromise on this I wonder how would handle an actual problem.