Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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RichardPencil 32
In my book, that is only slightly more mortifying than if your dad busted in on your make-out sesh and said "Hello." You were going to **** a guy on a first date with your parents in the house? Very bold!
BurnInDemonFire 39
First rule of **** Club: Lock the door. Second rule of **** Club: Don't get it on while your parents are still conscious. Third rule of **** Club: Keep all drains unblocked. Fourth rule of **** Club: Use all kinds of protection you can get your hands on.
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RichardPencil 32
In my book, that is only slightly more mortifying than if your dad busted in on your make-out sesh and said "Hello." You were going to **** a guy on a first date with your parents in the house? Very bold!
AmbrosiaFan 19
I'm so disappointed in hearing that this appears to be your first date and you were thinking you'd have sex right then and there?
Callyn 47
And the problem with this is? Sex isn't a bad thing, if OP wants to have sex and has a willing partner then it's all good.
Sonotsuave 37
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah if you’re a *****
Sinshine 28
Lock your door?
DaBlacky 31
maybe there isn't a lock on the door? And not every adolescent living with their parents are allowed to modify the doors.
Sinshine 28
What room door has no lock, though?
BurnInDemonFire 39
First rule of **** Club: Lock the door. Second rule of **** Club: Don't get it on while your parents are still conscious. Third rule of **** Club: Keep all drains unblocked. Fourth rule of **** Club: Use all kinds of protection you can get your hands on.
PirateSnozzle 8
1. Why was your first thought to shave your pubes? Sure have a tidy up if you've let things go but don't go full barbie. 2. Be considerate if you share a bathroom and unblock said pubes from the drain you dirty mare. 3. I'm assuming as you didn't utilise a lock that you don't have one on your bedroom door (not everyone has internal locking doors guys) so why on earth did you take him home for a shag when your parents are home?!
slkeithh 14
I came here to say only one thing: You are an utter moron and no one loves you.
PirateSnozzle 8
That seems more a reflection on you than me, you alright mate?