Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Cheezburger_fml 0
I like what #48 said. #65 has a point too. Basically, this whole shaving thing is nothing more than a fad. Soon enough hair will become a sign of adulthood again. Culture is always changing. It's hard for some women to shave down there. It's a very sensitive area. Waxing your crotch? Can you imagine how painful that would be? But, if you've got a bush, that's not okay either. Keep it trimmed, at least. If anyone's got a problem with that, then they're obviously not for you.
Polionixon 2
Really? i'd be like Nigga do u want some or not (no offense ) :P #103 do you shave? it's QUITE annoying. esp for girls....
dreamz3030 0
Why didn't you shave before your date...especially if you thought you might be getting some
Polionixon 2
#99 shaving has nothing to do with hygiene as long as you take showers quite often. Shaving isn't even necessary its just a cultural thing. As was stated. People over seas don't shave shit. They barely take showers.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I am "over seas" and yes, we shave and we shower. So shut your racist piehole.
kirby229 0
all these women who say its hard to shave or leaves a bad rash, i shave every other day. i have no problems with it. in fact if i ever do let it grow out at all it starts getting itchy and uncomfortable. i prefer to shave. but i do expect my boyfriend to shave as well otherwise i wont go down on him. guys shouldnt expect girls to shave if they dont.
zombieman000 0
agree with #5
Polionixon 2
sorry to be a forum troll.. but #109 Everyone is different.
starflake 3
I shave for myself, my boyfriend likes it but that's just an added bonus - I don't expect him to do it. Also, it's very hygenic, especially when you're on your period. Saves it all getting ikky and stuck down there. It's not hard to do, only takes a few minutes, but it can leave a rash and if you shave too soon, it can be rather painful. Lads - imagine shaving a day or two after you already shaved. It can get sore.
Mozart24 0
We dont actually know JUST HOW MUCH down hair south we are talking about here - everyone keeps jumping to conclusions, and saying itz a Jungle down there! Im a guy, and I say I like a well kept hedge too - but the dude in this story was an arrogant cockhead - you'd already cooked him dinner - and then he wanted to criticize you?! ******* knob jockey - tell him to **** off, and learn some respect... And raise your standards, stop chasing dickheads who dont give respect...
EbonyAthena 0
Pubic hair is natural sweetie! Having hair does not make your pubes unclean, but natural. It's your choice. If he thought it was gross move on to someone who doesnt. I know plenty of guys who do not care. Shaved genitals did not come into 'fashion' until **** stars started doing it in the early 90's. Before then you had hair. Look at old Playboy magazines and you will see. It's your personal choice and I dont see a problem with it
Chocolate_Chunk 2
snot dripping out of your nose is also natural. you should still blow your nose because it's disgusting. same with pubic hair. also, egyptians allready shaved thousands of years ago, all without **** stars. Sure, they did it to prevent lice, but still, they shaved.