Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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baysidebird88 0
i agree with #65. next time i'd just trim it up a little if you know you might get some, but shaving gets so ****** itchy
RJB5584 0
YDI. I've never heard of anyone saying "Omg! You're SHAVED? Gross!" when presented the opportunity. If I'm going to risk a piece of sharp metal around my dong and nut sack for the sake of courtesy, you better believe I expect the same in return. I'll even raise you one: I shave my ass too--both crack and cheeks. Say "Goodbye, dingleberries!"
ladyitalkalot 0
i would like to point out that it does not take five minutes to shave down there for a girl especially when you havent done it in a while. I'm not saying this girl should leave it all natural, I believe in shaving, but I do see why she wouldn't its annoying trying to get all the spots down there especially since not everyone is flexible enough to get allllllllll the way down there. I agree with most ppl, if the guy doesn't enjoy it the way it is then **** it and move on.
MeMeMe123455 0
I don't know, I've never been with an unshaven girl who didn't have a fishy scent about them. If it's clean, then pubes are fine either way. Whatever works.
Manny_B92 0
Shaving for women is difficult? I don't see how it's more or less difficult for women then men, I really don't. A little hair isn't bad, but it it sticks up more than a little less than an inch it can be disturbing... Honestly I have a guideline, if it's hairy I won't complain but I also won't go down on ya :-D.
starflake 3
@116 - It only takes me 5 minutes to shave, even if I haven't done it in a while, lol. Oh, I'm a girl btw, lol.
Chowda 0
Shave your #$%^
Jehanne_fml 0
The dude's an asshole.
sirsentrasera333 0
hey if girls can complain about facial hair we can certainly ask for a clean pu***. the most disappointing thing is finding out the girl you're about to get with has a huge bush
k_cool 0
@93 - We should probably keep sixth graders off this website.