Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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iandevaan 0
This whole hypocritical shit is total bull. Basically girls should be clean and guys should be free to choose their preferences. Do you like giving hand jobs? no? Do you like getting Hand jobs? yes? well then your a goddamn hypocrite.
4ube_fml 6
Thank you, #5 ! As long as it's clean, guy shouldn't care, you should try giving a ******* to hairy guys. I'm a girl and i just cut a bit so it doesn't cover too much (my fiancé got a little injury on his penis because it was too long one, you know, paper cut etc
illeyad 0
Firstly, I love what number 5 said, very sweet. Secondly, I need to clarify the difference between hygiene and over maintained. I think there is the expectation that a woman should be completely shaved/waxed bare. If a woman leaves everything to grow like a jungle, your right- it is not clean, it’s not healthy for the woman or her male partner. However waxing it or shaving it all off is even more unhealthy because not only does it led to painful in-growns, it also leads to common vaginal infections such as the typical yeast infection because there is lo longer any pubic hair protecting the vulva. Hopefully this answers why women have the ‘fishy’ smell- it’s a yeast infection. What is real hygiene? A bikini wax and a really good trim, still a slight hassle, but definitely the cleanest, sexiest look and feel. Guys, same to you, a really nice trim is more than sufficient :)
meddude 0
people are saying he's a hypocrite, but there's no indication whether he did or not. the idea is that it at the very least needs to be trim, otherwise it's disgusting. in fact, i've had this discussion with a bunch of my friends, and ALL of them hate the forest and make sure they don't have one. #5: dude it's not really the balls, there's not as much hair there. but around the dick, THAT's where you trim. seriously.
skittleface 0
It should be trimmed. bottom line. shave it on a special occasion, but if he has to dig to find it, then its a problem.
OhGee1213 0
Hahaha. That's funny, but it's messed up. I'm sorry he said that to you.
adam10_fml 0
shaved it out of style.
greeneye_fml 12
Ugh, sorry that happened. But just for the record, you don't have to shave it all, just trim it at least.
misterman2 3
No one likes pubes in their mouth.
SKYblue_fml 1
#5. I love you