Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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heyyou1203 0
Douche. You should've taken his pants off and said the same. Or if he was shaved told him that his penis was small, or some other insult to his manhood. Jerk. People DO realize the difference between trimming and shaving though, right? Shaving implies ALL of the hair gone.... so while personally I do agree that keeping it neat down there is essential for all sexes, shaving isn't necessarily a must. Personally I hate it because I feel like an 8 year old, regardless of the whether my partner feels the same. Also, #64, while I do agree about the visual stimulation with men thing, do you lick a woman's labia when you eat her out? Maybe you do... but I usually go for the ********, which is not covered by hair and can be easily seen if you just look. And you can get pubes in your mouth from giving oral to guys, too. It's equally gross.
Stephie_fml 0
I hope you left! What a dumbass.
LoveToSmile101 0
@#64 i agree excess pubes on any gender is gross If it was alot then YDI i mean would it really hurt to shave or a tleaset trim
Naikin 0
Some of us have skin that is too sensitive.
theMOOSEx3 0
YDI, I don't see what is so hard about shaving all that shit off...and keeping up with it everytime you shower...when you do that it takes like 10 seconds, and you never have to worry about looking like a damn cave woman. Even though I'd never have to worry about being in this situation...I couldn't even imagine letting a guy go down there if I was all hairy and disgusting. If I skip ONE day of shaving, I dont even let my boyfriend down there!
my_fml_account 2
#73: not all woman have a large ******** and it can in fact by covered by quite a bit of hair, and while its usually the best place to get a woman to climax, the labia can help some women get going when their ******** is too sensitive. also, you're absolutely right pubes in your mouth is just gross (regardless of gender) which is why it should be avoided at all cost (by removing said hair). oh and #70, shaving your legs is nowhere near similar to shaving your face or private areas. If you use the same technique, no wonder it hurts. As long as you use a high quality razor, shaving cream and shave WITH the grain, it should be fine. Or wax ofcourse, but that has always seemed painful to me...
strangersdk 0
YDI For not shaving. A little bit doesn't matter, but a lot is a HUGE turnoff. Especially for foreplay - no one wants to pause and pull a hair from their mouth.
um_duh 0
How is this an FML????
redbluegreen 41
#72 - Soon. I hope. I'll give it an hour. Jandersoniii where are you?
92689 0
Well at least next time you'll be smart enough to shave!